If you're here, you've probably encountered problems in the mysterious and atmospheric game Miside. Don't worry, we're here to help you figure out all the puzzles, choose the right paths, and, of course, survive. So pour yourself some tea (or something stronger), sit back, and we'll break the game down to the last detail and help you get through it without a nervous breakdown.
MiSide– is both a date sim and a psychological horror game where you find yourself sucked into a video game. What could have once been your charming waifu can now force you to go offline forever. The game has several endings, both good and not so good. Let's start with the normal one, which you need to reach to unlock the others.
Tutorial
Since MiSide is mostly a point-and-click adventure, we'll be using E or LMB click for most interactions. For movement, base: WASD. Some mini-games will use interactive elements, as if we were playing with a finger on a smartphone. At the very beginning, the game will also offer to go through a tutorial.
Most interactive elements in the game are marked with a question mark, but the items needed to get achievements do not have this feature.
Am I Inside the Game?
After the tutorial, the game will give us the opportunity to poke around in various objects to explore the room of the hero we are about to play for.
The room is a mess, our MC forgot when he last took out the trash, maybe touching the grass would help him, but a message comes to his phone with an offer to test an unknown game.
Without fear of any viruses or hacks, press E, read the message, and then press E again, to download the project. Then we get into the game itself, here we are met by a nice girl named Mita, who asks to help her with cleaning. The main character needs help…
We are required to click on things scattered on the floor, and then click on the laundry basketin the bathroom. You can only move one thing at a time, not everything at once.
After such a hard cleaning, you need to restore your strength. So Mita will ask us to make her some chicken soup. We will have access to the local shop in the upper right corner. Click on it, select the “Food” section and click on chicken soup, it will be the first on the list. The game will not allow us to choose anything else – there are not enough coins.
Without our help, Mitya won't be able to make the soup. A board for cutting vegetables and the vegetables themselves will appear in front of us, we choose from potatoes and carrots, click so that the vegetable appears on the board and then drag the slider that appears above the vegetable from top to bottom with the mouse. By analogy, we continue to cut the next vegetable.
The next game day, Mita will ask us to help her buy a TV, like, darling, earn some money and buy me a small TV. A plate, normal people would say, but we are WiiFgamers, so we can’t refuse our blue-eyed joy.
You can earn coins through mini-games, their icon is in the upper right corner. We have 50 coins, to buy a TV you need 450. MiSide will not let you play all the mini-games: Mita has 20 energy, some games require more, so we are left with a choice of three games.
Two from the electronics section, where we will be required to perform simple actions with cartridges.
And one of the processing section is even simpler: put the cubes in a box with cubes, the balls to the balls, and the pyramids to the pyramids.
After completing the mini-games, we will be able to purchase a TV in the same right corner. The TV we need is the very first one on the list, and there aren't enough coins for anything else anyway. We buy it, make our waifu happy, and we ourselves are happy.
The next day of the game, we will again have an interesting task from Mita – help find her comb. We click on the cabinets for its presence and find a comb in the kitchen cabinet. I wonder under what circumstances it ended up there.
Mita will ask us not to look for a comb in the oven, because she has already looked there. However, on your first playthrough, you can safely check the oven. This choice will affect the ending “Stay with Mita”.
Then Mita will ask us to help move the cabinet. To do this, click on the shaded area on the floor and, lo and behold, the cabinet will fit right there.
The last task is to give Mitya a gift. We click on the gift icon at the bottom of the screen and the next day our favorite girl will want to surprise us in return.
At Mita's request, lower the phoneand we understand that we ended up in an unfamiliar apartment, it would seem that we could write it off to a good evening the night before, but our main character is an IT specialist who never leaves home, and the decor looks familiar. This is Mita's house, which, of course, can be examined, but the game literally pulls us by the hand into the next room, we obediently follow the arrow to the inscription “Hello”.
While we're walking, we can still stop for a minute near the bookcase and read the intriguing titles of the books, like “Run!”, “No, it's a trap!” and “Microwave to the Future”. Besides the reference to “Steins Gate”, maybe the developers want to hint at something? No, that can't be. To the bedroom!
In the bedroom, we will find a device that tells us that we are in MiSide version 1.5. An invitingly flashing red button is just asking us to press it. However, this does not work and the device will ask us to put a spoon, pencil, and bow on the scanner (to sacrifice it). Let's go looking for them.
But before that, we'll get an achievement. If we just stand AFK for a while, our GG will get a console on which we can play a mini-game. To get the achievement “Victory of the Fly” you need to collect 25 coins. A little advice: don't take risks and stay away from the frogs.
The position of the items may vary. However, the spoon is always in the kitchen, the pencil is in the bedroom, and the bow is in the bathroom. The screenshots show possible locations for the items to appear:
Bow
Spoon
Pencil
After finding the items, we go back, put the loot on the scanner and press the red button again, but this time the one on the left. Then press another button and see how the portal to the right of our main character lights up. We stand in it and… from such power, our electricity is cut off.
We go to the hall, to the entrance door, to the right of it hangs a shield, interact with it and return to the room again.
By some miracle, the server batteries suddenly disappeared from the device. Instead of looking for thieves, we go looking for batteries. To run the script, first of all we recommend looking into the bathroom. There we will be greeted by an interesting offer to play and the first battery is in the slightly open drawer to the left of the sink.
After a small bad trip, we go to the kitchen, on the countertop between the sink and the cutting board, the second battery will be waiting for us.
The third one is in the hall, on the TV stand. After picking up this battery, we can hear the buzzing of flies from the kitchen, follow the sound and find an open refrigerator with the last battery.
By closing the fridge with the power of a berserker, we will drop all the magnets from it. You can not pick them up, but to get the ending “Stay with Mita”, which can be obtained after the 2nd playthrough, you will have to pick them up.
We return to the bedroom to finish what we started. You will need to hover over the desired area and press E.
- Under the TV
- Red case to the right of the console
- The very center of the console
- Under the table on the right side of the device
After inserting all the batteries, press the red button again and stand in the teleport, from where we are transported to where we should be. We look around a bit and behind us, miraculously, Mita appears.
We Are Together
Finally, we can be together with our waifu, who is now more real than real. The game gives us a break, looks at various things and chats with Mita.
MiSide has costumes for Mita. In this chapter, we can just unlock the first one – a school uniform. There will be an outfit hanging on the right on the closet, after interacting with it, we will unlock new clothes for Mita.
Our romantic adventure continues in the living room. After examining all the objects, you can interact with the TV remote, where we will be shown an advertisement for juices from juices, after which Mita will pull a glass with a drink from the TV and offer to try it. By refusing we don't lose anything, but by trying we'll get the achievement “Dead Juice“.
Also interesting – on the nightstand, to the left of the entrance to the bedroom, there are glasses, interacting with them and answering positively to Mita's question about whether they suit her, the glasses will remain on Mita until the end of the chapter.
Have you had a rest? Now let's get back to the main story. We go to the kitchen, look around, and notice a ring on the kitchen countertop. By clicking on it, the story will continue, and Mita will enter the kitchen and ask you to help her with cooking.
Of course, no one will answer the question of where the ring went, but we can finally cut the carrots, hurray. Move the mouse up and down and enjoy the process.
We're done with dinner. Now Mita will ask us to bring her scissors, they are in the bathroom: on the edge of the sink, or on the washing machine.
Entering the room, we will find, in addition to the scissors, fallen ventilation grille, behind which something interesting and a little creepy will be hidden, especially when the game is synchronized with Steam.
Looking behind the vents during the walkthrough may block access to the “Stay with Mita” ending during the second and subsequent playthroughs.
With scissors in our pocket, we return to Mitya, who will be waiting at the table with a ready-made dinner. Before eating, you can chat with the girl, and then we again have a choice that can help us reach a certain ending – to add sauce to food or not.
Also, if you add sauce, you can get the achievement “Delicious love”.
For the “Stay with Mita” ending, you will need to add sauce on your food.
After dinner, as a decent person, we will have to put the dirty dishes in the sink. However, immediately after that we will start to glitch. Mita will come to our aid and take us to the bathroom, and then give us pills that will help our GG to postpone.
The Beginning of Oddities
After taking the pills and talking to Mita, the next chapter starts. We will find ourselves in a room, but without our waifu nearby, we go to look for her and find her in the kitchen. Caring Mita rearranged the apartment, arranging it as is customary in our world. We go through the left door, that's where we find the girl.
After talking to Mita, she will offer us to play several games. Let's start with games on the console. There are two to choose from: Milk Scandal and Penguin Heaps.
In the fighting game Milk Scandal, we need to defeat Mita in four rounds. E to strike, W and S to jump and squat, and A and Dto move left and right. The best tactic to beat the girl in this game is to stay in the center of the screen, hold S to crouch, and spam E.
In Penguin Heaps, we play as a blue penguin. Our task is to collect more snowballs than Mita. Collecting snowballs is complicated by the ice, on which our penguin does not move very smoothly. We use WASD to move, snowballs are collected automatically when we touch them. The winner is the one who has more snowballs at the end of the round. There are 2 of them.
For winning all rounds of both games, we loot the achievements: “Sour Milk” and “Penguin Lunch!». And also get a new outfit for Mita.
After finishing playing games on the console, we head to the bedroom. There Mita will offer to play a card game. The idea is simple – choose a card with a higher value than Mita puts on the table. Which parameter should be higher is determined by a coin, plus the girl voices it and provides subtitles during the game.
However, it will not be possible to determine who won the game, because our GG will hear a strange sound from the closet and want to check. Even if Mita says that there is nothing there, a strange expression will flash across her face.
We go to the closet, even if we don’t want to, the game doesn’t give us a choice here. Near the closet, press E, and then hold Q, to open, despite the fact that Mita is trying to stop us. Here we will have a difficult moral choice: to refuse the girl's offer or to stay with her, but the kind developers want us to suffer a little before staying in the game with the waifu, and on the first playthrough the choice to “stay” is blocked.
The refusal angers Mita, she snaps her fingers, and we get the achievement “Click of Darkness”. We again find ourselves in front of the cabinet doors, opening which we can see an iron door that does not match the main entourage of pink cuteness that reigns around.
The game gives us a task – turn off the radio. We head to the kitchen, where we find another thing in a strange place (hello, comb from the beginning!): a flashlight in the sink. We take it with us and now go to the bathroom.
At the exit from the kitchen, the developer will try to scare us with a moving chair, but we are not afraid of this and just go around him. To the left of the bathroom door a radio will be waiting for us., and in the bathroom itself there is a cherry cosplay, which we won't be allowed to examine properly, closing the door in front of our game alter ego.
But this doesn't stop us, we go into the bathroom and… with horror we realize that we can't get out. All that's left is to parody James from Silent Hill 2 and stare at our reflection in the mirror. We won't spoil the next scene, but now, having picked up some scripts, we can get out of the bathroom.
We go around the chairs from the coffee table and head to the kitchen, where it seems like someone is waiting for us, because the door is open. In the kitchen, Mita is sitting opposite the refrigerator, as soon as we turn around, another one will come.
As a result, we are glitched, the MiSides disappear, and we are perplexed as we go to the living room for the next batch of scripts. Next to the bathroom door, the lower part of MiSide will be waiting for us. Not a game, but a treasure trove of references for Silent Hill 2.
Without missing an excellent opportunity, we pursue the walking half, which will lead us to the bedroom to the nightstand, on which is carefully lyingthe key to the iron door of the basement, which we can now unlock.
Basement
Already in the basement, we hear quite ordinary sounds for a yandere basement. Going down the stairs and turning left, we find Mita with long hair sitting behind bars.
The girl will ask us to find the key near the sofa. You can take your time with the search for the key and inspect the room for all sorts of interesting things and get the cartridge, which is on the shelf: from the stairs we go straight ahead, into the branching room and turn right.
The key to freeing Mita is located to the left of the sofa on the dashboard of some electronic contraption.
We bring the key to Mitya, for which she will give us a ring and offer to chat. The question “What next?” will continue the plot. The girl will ask us to lift the console behind us. Press E to turn off the console and see the world through the eyes of another player.
But get ready, as soon as Mita finishes repairing the device in the bedroom, she will come for us. Let's hide! Mita in the cage will tell you that the light from the ring will lead us out of here. First, go left and hide behind the boxes.
After Mad Mita enters the basement and a mitalogue takes place between the Mitas, run to the column with the locker. Wait until Mad Mita gets closer to the left side, but not too close to catch us, turn right, running around the column and run to the stairs. Mita's position can be determined by the sounds of footsteps.
Important Point: if you were caught and had to start the hide-and-seek part over, wait for the dialogue between the girls and then act. The game may display Mita incorrectly if you run away from her before talking to the locked girl.
Beyond the World
Finally, we escaped from Crazy Mita. But then we are met by an equally crazy room: a kind of Out-of-bounds MiSide.
After leaving the door, we will find ourselves in the next room, where on the left there will be many lamps, we go there, through a small window.
After walking a little further, we find ourselves in a labyrinth of stairs.
It's easy to get confused in the corridors of the labyrinth and return to where we came from. Our landmark will be a nightstand with a pillow.
Go through the second door on the right, then go down the stairs straight ahead, then you will find yourself next to a nightstand. When you get to the nightstand, turn left and go through the door to get out of the maze.
From here, go down the corridor, and on the right there will be another player with bloody hands, with whom you can talk until he enters the door, unfortunately, we cannot follow him.
After talking to him, we can return to the previous room with a door and wires leading to a screen that will say 0/3.
Next, we need to go into the room on the right and interact with the box standing on the table under the mirror.
The box wobbles a little and falls after interacting with it. A lot of chibi players will fall out of it. The chibis run away from us in the opposite direction, so we intimidate the kids and bring them to the small door under the screen.
After that, the right door will open and we will be able to go into no.
Then everything is simple, move forward along the only possible path, after which go up the stairs.
We will find ourselves in a liminal looped space with many doors, going left you will find a box with a cartridge on it, take it and return to the starting point to go through the central door.
In the next room, we will finally be greeted by something adequate: long-haired Mita from the basement is waiting for us at the table. But before talking to the girl, let's go to the arcade machine, because after talking to her there will be no more chance, especially if you want to collect all the achievements.
We play the game Spacecar automatically.. The first part of the game is regular racing, and then combat. The goal is to collect all the gold cubes and take first place. Use W and S to move forward and backward and A and D to move left and right. Shift – acceleration. When you finish the race, there will be the second part – invasion, where we need to avoid the invader's lasers and throw explosives at him to defeat the enemy.
For first place in the race we loot the achievement “Accelerate!“, and for collecting all the cubes and first place during the race – “I accelerated to the limit!“.
After an eventful trip, we return to Mitya. We chat with her for a bit, and then select the option “You were talking about some kind of plan…” to continue the story.
The girl will lead us through the door to the house of the unbridled Mita. While the long-haired one comes up with a plan, you can study the situation in the Cap's house and play games with her.
First, we can agree or refuse to listen to game Caps on the guitar.
In the living room we can look at the TV bugs and play a rhythm game, in which we will get the “Great Dance” achievement for winning. We use ASD for the game, when the note hits the right circle.
The next game awaits us in the kitchen. There will be a cartridge on the TV on the left, don't forget to pick it up.
Before playing the game, Cap will need to find the right item and the girl will start digging through the inventory, taking out various interesting things.
After finding a plastic hammer, we will start the game. When a checkmark appears on the screen, you need to press E before the girl does.
For winning the game, we loot the achievement “Slap on the head!“.
After finishing playing and exploring Cap's house, return to the bedroom, where long-haired Mita will tell us the plan of action, after which leave through the door to the living room and start a new chapter.
Loop version
In this arc, we will again find a reference to Silent Hill, namely – P.T. We will have to walk through a looped location again and again. You can track which cycle of the loop we are in using the alarm clock, standing on the pedestal to the left of the entrance to the location. It will appear there every time, so do not be afraid to get lost or confused.
Until loop 7, everything will be cute, cats in frames, pink wallpaper with flowers, and roses in vases. But then screamers, darkness and horror will begin to increase.
Until loop 10, nothing unusual happens, except for the worsening creepiness. However, already in loop 11 a sharp gust of wind will knock out the window. The script will not let you go further until we pick up the bat, lying under our feet. Believe me, we will need it later.
On Loop 13 it's time to use our bat: a buggy spider with a human head won't let us go any further. We approach it and press E with all our might, and again, and again! The spiders are defeated, we're off to finish the loop.
After entering the 14th cycle, a cartridge will be waiting for us on the left side of the cabinet with a vase, we pick it up and move on.
However, we won't be able to get out of the loop just like that. There is a clock on the dresser opposite the broken window; to free ourselves from the loop, we need to set the right time on it. Walking down the hall to the dresser, you may have noticed how many clocks have appeared on the walls – they will give the answer to the question of what time to set.
Important: The time on the clock may change during different playthroughs. You can tell that the time is set correctly by the screen of a small TV nearby – the inscription “Release took place” will appear on it.
Our adventures in the loop do not end there. In the 15th cycle, everything seems to be getting better. The situation has become cute again, until some creature grabs our hand… yes, it is Mita! Only small and disfigured. The game will insist that we free ourselves by pressing E every time little Mita grabs our hand, but if you do not do this, nothing terrible will happen and the main character himself will throw away the baby's hand. She is harmless to us.
In Loop 16we will also meet little Mita, who will be upset by our departure. We can also talk to her a little, in the conversation the little girl will give us a hint for the next loop: “Doors will never help you“.
We repeat our usual route and get into the 17th loop. On the dresser to the left of the girl there will be a cartridge, we take it and despite how much she does not want us to leave, we move on until we get into the last 18th loop.
The space around us will start to glitch, and instead of clocks and paintings, black holes with hands will appear on the walls, which will damage us, and a monster will be chasing us from behind.
There is no point in going through the doors any further, we use the hint from little Mita and exit the endless loops through the window by pressing E to interact with it.
Little Mita
After adventures in a looped loop, we find ourselves in a small room where chibi Mita meets us.
To the left of the door and Mita's house, pick up the cartridge on a chair with a cactus.
Chibi Mita will ask us to find the key. White exclamation marks will appear above the furniture, and you will have to search in them. You can click on everything, but the key will always be in the cabinet on the left.
After finding the key, chibi Mita will be able to move to the next room and will briefly enter the room behind the curtain, after which she will return with iron, which we will need to help her throw into the pipe. Click on the cart, the main character will automatically send the iron where it needs to be.
Next, by analogy, click on the bundle with wood, and then click E to fan the fire and melt the iron.
The last step is click on the big red button. After that, the chibi will invite us to enjoy the beauty and take the key to the door.
Insert the resulting key into the hole on the right and go through to the next location.
After the transition, we will find ourselves in a dark room in version 1.15.
Despite the darkness, confidently move forward to the bookcase, on the very top shelf of which there will be another cartridge. The game may not target it right away, since it lies quite high, if this happens, go around the cabinet and try to target the cartridge from different angles.
When we enter the bedroom, our flashlight will turn on, and it would be better if it didn't. There are a lot of Meath hiding their faces from us, creepy mannequins, and fog. For now, all the creatures in this room are harmless to us, so we move towards the bathroom door. However, this will not be a bathroom at all, but a living room. We are heading towards the bedroom door.
Leftshort-haired Mita will be waiting for us from her, who will ask us to speak more quietly and tell us that danger awaits us further. The girl will also send us to the door upstairs and offer to meet there. Let's move on.
We didn't have to go long. In the location we need, an arcade machine is waiting for us, which we need to play. Our goal is to check all the mannequins, the broken ones will have red eyes or bad animations, it's simple.
Click the button in the middle, to scan the prototype, then drag the data film to the green slot under the screen. After poke all the emotions and animations that are located on the right side. If the model works perfectly, drag the lever up to the check mark, if not, lower it down to the cross. If the mannequin has red eyes, don't waste time and lower the lever down.
If everything is OK with the model, drag the box to it, to give the clothes, and move on to the next model. We do these actions 3 times and finish the mini-game.
After the game, short-haired Mita will appear behind us, who can tell us more about the versions and the movements between them.
After talking with Mita, we move on. The girl will warn us of the danger – if we don't look at the mannequins, they will attack, so hide our backs against the walls in dark locations and suspiciously shine a flashlight at everyone.
After going through the first dark room, the living room, in the bedroom, a mannequin will be waiting for us, sitting on a chair. If you don't look at it, it will attack. Classic SCP. However, before quickly running away from it, we pick up the cartridge of the character from the table to the left of the bathroom door.
Dummies and Forgotten Puzzles
Thought the worst was over? Nope. One of the most challenging segments of the game is the chapter “Dummies and Forgotten Puzzles”. As soon as you enter the corridor, a crowd of aggressively minded dummies will rush at you, so remember or screenshot the route:
- Left
- Straight
- Right
- Right
- Left
- Left
We open the door and go in. Then there's a short break while we move along a linear route. But only until we run into another heart attack for those who are afraid of liminal spaces.
In a large dark space filled with water, we will be met by another crowd of aggressive mannequins. We move according to the old scheme: press your back against the wall and go crab-like to the left and with the same left side carefully move clockwise towards the stairs in the center. It will be difficult not to notice it – the stairs are surrounded by mannequins doing JoJo posing, they cannot attack you, like the rest, when you are in the light (although bugs are still possible).
To the left of the stairs there will be a mannequin pointing somewhere with a finger, on whose hand there will be a cartridge. Take it and climb the stairs. Exhale.
Then the game will again not let us turn anywhere, and eventually we find ourselves in a space with suspension bridges and ladders, somewhere very high. We move along the only available route to the terminal, where we will need to solve a couple of simple puzzles.
We'll need to stretch a path from the green dot to all the white ones so that they do not intersect with each other or other obstacles. The puzzles will be solved after the notification “Access granted».
Once you have permission, pull the lever to the right of the terminal. This will open one of the closed gates, allowing you to get to the floor above. Go up along the path that opens.
On the floor above we will find another terminal. However, before solving the puzzles, we will loot another simple achievement. We go further than the terminal, where there will be a gap in the building's casing, we crawl there and see an altar. Approaching it and interacting with the keyboard, the game will offer to enter a message, for this we press random buttons and, together with other players, Pray for or to the Great Mita. The achievement “Oh great Mita” is with us.
Now go back to the terminal, solve puzzles, pull the lever, and…
… we are almost killed by the refrigerator as soon as we try to go our own way. During a conversation with Mita we will have the opportunity to zoom in on the camera and look under her skirt, but you are decent players and you won't do that, right?
Heading Downalong the only possible path that will take us to the bridge. The bridge is quite interesting, there are bugged objects flying here, which also multiply.
After crossing the bridge, we will find ourselves at a digital station, where a funicular will arrive from which chibi Mita will exit.
We urgently need to track where she is going, great idea! After a while, the chibi will turn around, ask why we are chasing her and run away from us. Sad, but at least we have another achievement – “You shall not pass!“.
We return to the funicular and get on it. Here we will be met by a friendly Mitaphone, who will offer to play a mini-game while we are riding. And even Mita, who is not like Mita, loves games… We press the big red button and the game begins during the ride. Shoot all the flying monsters that appear on the screen using the mouse.
After you get off the train, be sure to play the Hetoor arcade, before continuing on your way. This minigame is basically a Doom-like first-person shooter, the goal of which is to destroy all the monsters in the location without dying. Aim with the mouse, then shoot, and use the space bar to jump. Since the floor is lava, we lose HP, but they can also be restored with the help of green hearts that fall from enemies.
For completing the game, you can get 2 achievements: “Hellish victory” – for completing the game, “And without damage?!” – for completing Hetoor without taking damage.
The achievements are knocked out, it's time to move on. We follow the only path to the picture in the frame, which will move us into it.
There we will be met by ghostly Mita, who will ask us to help her return her memories; to do this, we will need to put the pieces of the torn drawing together.
However, before that, to the right of the door, if you stand facing it, there will be a cartridge on the shelf, take it with you.
Quite an interesting location, because only here we can click on almost all the boxes in the room. However, our fragments are hidden in the following places:
On the dressing table, standing near the headboard.
In the lower drawer of the nightstand, which stands to the right of the front door.
In another drawer, this time you need to examine the chest of drawers under the clock, there is a vase of flowers and two pink boxes on it.
Don't go far, look up at the pink clock, a crack will appear behind it. Click on the clock until a fragment falls out of it.
To the left of the bathroom door there is a hovering figure in the air error window, which tells us that the file was not found. Click “OK” and all subsequent windows that will appear in the air until the last error notification falls on the cabinet and allows us to take a piece of the painting.
Once you have all five fragments, take them to the computer desk in the upper right corner of the room. Drag the pieces to form a picture, then use the glue lying in the left corner to connect the pieces together.
We show a photo of the ghostly Mitya, the girl will share her story with us and will send to the closet. As soon as we close it, we are teleported to another area with mannequins, but it is easier to move here than in the location with water.
The caring developers not only gave us Shift for running, but also left a huge blue wire, thanks to which running backwards will not be difficult for us. The rules are already standard: we press our backs against the wall so that no one comes to us from the leeward side and look at the mannequins. Then the door will open the way to sleepy Mita's house and we will find ourselves in version 1.1
She wants to sleep
Sleepy Mita's houseextremely cozy, during the passage you even want to take a nap with her, but great things await us, so we go to wake up the sleeping girl lying on the bed. However, she does not want to wake up.
Let's go to the bathroom, here, on the shelf above the ventilation, there is a cartridge.
We pick up and go to the kitchen, there are Halloween pumpkins on the table and if you knock on them correctly, the game will reward us with a vampire costume for Mita. The order may differ from walkthrough to walkthrough, I, the author of the article, came across two options, perhaps there are more.
Option 1:
Option 2:
Having finished, we head to the front door. In this world, we can go through it, but we won’t be able to go further. Behind the door there will be a room with two levers that only two people can open.
Back to Mityaand wake her up with all our might. Looking at her inability to wake up, I just want to say, “literal mi”, and after asking for coffee, there is 100% understanding, 0 condemnation.
We have an endless supply of time, because no crazy yandere is chasing us, we can have a cup of coffee. We go to the kitchen, interact with the kettle and the coffee can. Judging by the sleepy Mita's reserves, she only sleeps and drinks coffee, not life, but a fairy tale.
When the kettle boils, click on it again and our GG will pour some water into a mug, and we will help him by stirring the life-giving drink with the mouse instead of a spoon.
He didn't even ask if she wanted milk and threw in 3 sugar cubes, oh well. Hoping that the lady didn't want lavender raf, instead of this liquid, we return to the bedroom and give the mug to Mitya. The girl drinks it with gusto and is ready to help us open the door.
We go to the front door. But don't be fooled by Mita's cheerful appearance, she falls asleep standing up and falls to the floor, so check her while you're going to the room with the levers.
When the girl finally gets to the switches, go to the left one and she goes to the right. You have to pull them down at the same time. Wait for sleepy Mita to start the countdown and press E right after she says 3.
When you press the switches, the gate will open and you will be able to go to the red button, to click on it. It would seem that it didn't work, and Mita, who fell asleep on the chair, doesn't want to wake up. We must have missed something and we need to go back to the apartment, but then we start to get crushed in the literal sense of the word and we, together with our main character, end up in a 2D world.
Novel
Oh, these descriptions of being in a 2D world, it must be Arkatov's second appearance to the world. If this was a reference from the developers towards Love, Money, Rock'n'Roll, or Endless Summer, it turned out great. All that remains for us in this world is just reading dialogues, pressing the space bar, Enter or LMB.
After a while, the tsundere Mita will hide along with our ring and then we will have the opportunity to go to the kitchen or bedroom. First, let's go to the kitchen, since there is a cartridge waiting for us there.. Try to take it as soon as possible, because there is not much text in the kitchen. The cartridge is on the nightstand under the window, behind the teddy bear. Now you can go to the bedroom.
2D Mita is quite cute, wants us to play tic-tac-toe with her. The girl promises to return the ring to us if we defeat her.
However, we won't be able to finish the game, because crazy Mita has already come for our souls. Her unexpected appearance in two-dimensional space is quite creepy. After escaping from the yandere, 2D Mita will give us the ring. Everything around us lags and it turns out that we have been staring at someone's screen all this time.
Reading Books and Destroying Glitches
Realizing ourselves in reality, we scare the girl with our appearance, who literally falls off her chair when she sees us. Did you think it was Mita? No, it's Mila. After chatting with her, we can try to leave through the front door, but, alas, nothing will work out for us.
But we can get another cartridge: it lies on the table in front of the TV, to the left of the magazine with the flower in the pot and the pencil holder.
Mila is different from the previous Mit, we can talk to her and ask her about a lot, and her image is filled with a lot of different details. In addition, she is just like us, she likes to sit at home and play games. But let's not forget why we are here. Our goal after all the conversations and research at home is to destroy the black holes with lags. The first one will appear in the kitchen.
We approach the lag, interact with it, and then drag the mouse down while holding LMB. To eliminate the lag, you will need to solve a small puzzle. The left figure emits a wave that needs to be brought to the right figure. To do this, move the slider, the wave will reflect off it and show where to move the next slider, and so on. The puzzle may differ from playthrough to playthrough.
The kitchen glitches are over, but Mila has disappeared somewhere, we find her in the bathroom. Yes, even virtual girls need a shower. For the most curious: no matter how long you watch Mila in the shower stall, she will mumble and stop.
Despite the fact that the next bug awaits us in the bathroom, we're not done with all the weird stuff in the kitchen. In addition to the obvious black hole in the kitchen, there's a foreign carrot that's gotten into the fruit bowl. If we interact with it, Mila will say that it's a buggy carrot that randomly spawns around the house. However, while Mila is in the bathroom, it's impossible to activate the dialogue, or start collecting carrots.
In total, we need to collect 6 carrots, not counting the one that was lying next to the fruit:
Next to the flower in a pot on the nightstand in the bedroom, to the right of the bathroom door
To the right of the dashboard, on the nightstand by the front door in the living room, behind the blue flower in the vase
In the bathroom, on the top shelf to the right of the door. Below, on one of the shelves lies a cartridge
In the Chairin the living room, to the left of the bedroom door
On the dining table in the kitchen
On the bed in the bedroom
After collecting all the carrots, we get the achievement “Carrot“.
We return to the bathroom, there is another glitch waiting for us there, to deal with it, we will need to drag the ball so that it gets into the area of the next circle, and then click on the column and drag the ball again.
Mila is lost again. This time we find her in the kitchen under the dining table, and then we chat a bit. Also here, for some reason, you can drop books that stand like dominoes, but we don't even get an achievement for this. The next bug awaits us in the living room.
For this puzzle, you need to correctly move the shapes on the rings. In the center of each ring there will be a shape to which you need to move exactly the same ones: pyramids to pyramids, stars to stars, and spheres to spheres. Click on the shape, and then replacehis other, from any of the rings, by clicking LMB.
Once the bug is fixed, Mila will show us a trick with a katana. After talking to the girl, go to the bedroom, where you will need to solve the last puzzle with a glitch.
But before you solve it, go to the computer desk and look at the Mita figurine on the shelf above the monitor. It will look like Chibi Mita instead of the usual creepy figurine. Look at it until you get the achievement “I Found You“.
The last glitch is similar to the game Space Invaders, we shoot a laser from our hand at enemies with a click, dodge attacks from enemy ships by hiding our hand behind blocks. We figured out this bug too.
That's it, time to say goodbye to Mila, who is just doing push-ups to punch us in the face. Our path lies through the exit from the apartment, although we don't want to leave, we console the girl and leave through the front door into the next chapter.
Run and Hide!
Instead of a cozy room, we find ourselves in a gloomy, crumbling corridor between locations, and the crazy Mita with a chainsaw, who killed Mila before our eyes, is running after us. We don't have many options, so we run and hide. E – jump, Q – open doors, and Q/E to choose left or right turn.
We will run along the corridor until we turn onto the right route or until Mita catches up with us, although the path itself is quite simple:
- First turn to the right
- Second turn to the left
When the labyrinth collapses, exhale, we are safe. For now. Entering the door, we find ourselves in a luxurious red hall with candelabra and gilding. In the center of the hall stands the crazy Mita again, who, by the will of the developers, got here before us. She will offer us to play a game. The first one is musical chairs.
We run to the opposite edge of our improvised combat arena while the music is playing, when Mita turns off the tape recorder we need to freeze. We run to the lever and pull it with E.
After that, another round of distance battle with Mita awaits us. This time, we need to run back and hide behind the rising shields while the girl is not looking at us. If Mita finds us, she will throw grenades at us.
The last game is another run in the opposite direction. There will be music, shields, and grenades. Just run from Mita.
Ultimately, the crazy waifu will blow us up with a grenade and collapse the bridge, so that we end up in the ventilation. Go straight through the ventilation, then turn left and continue moving until you reach the door.
Old Version
After going through the door, we will find ourselves in the kitchen in the old version of MiSide, it's dark and creepy everywhere, and many objects have no textures. We go through the door leading to the living room and, sensing something is wrong, our GG will sit down behind the sofa. A creature came out of the bedroom, it moves on all fours, as if looking for something.
After the creature sits down on the chair in the upper right corner of the room, crazy Mita will approach her, who will say that she will return soon and the two of them will go to capture the next new world.
Getting up from the couch, the most logical thing we can do is head to the front door. Of course, we won't be able to leave, because the door will fly off into oblivion, but we'll get the achievement “Some kind of achievement?“.
The creature is sitting on the couch, grinding its teeth. If you look closely, it is still Mita, albeit from the old version. And she is not as creepy as she might have seemed at first.
She doesn't get aggressive and lets us look around, though we can't interact with much, so we head to the bedroom, where the picture is even better: the legendary return of the glitchy spiders that block our way to the bathroom.
Take the cartridge from the textureless box to the left of the bedroom entrance.
You can also take a closer look at the spiders, but we can't do anything to them, so we turn around. Creepy Mita is standing behind us. The screen goes dark and we teleport to the kitchen. Our curious girl has been watching us all this time with her long neck. Aww, how cute. We go around her to the left and loot another cartage lying next to a basket of textureless fruits.
And even she wants to play. When leaving the kitchen, Creepy will ask us to find her teddy bear. It fell between the mirror and the closet in the bedroom.
After finding the bear, take it to Mitya. After the game, we will be able to ask the girl only 3 questions, after which Creepy will take out a knife from the toy we brought and start hunting us.
She's pretty slow, so there shouldn't be any problems. Run to the bedroom, Mita will respawn near the spiders, right after that run to the kitchen and move away from the table as far as possible, she'll appear in the kitchen and then we run around it from the opposite side of the table and again run into the bedroom to escape to the kitchen, and from there back to the bedroom. However, this time there will be no glitchy spiders on the bathroom door, so we fly in there at full speed.
At the end of the corridor we will be met by kind Mita, who will slam the door behind us.
You can take a break and talk to the girl who will tell us about the core. After talking to the young lady, we can go through the red barrier.
To the left of the entrance, on a spool of blue wires standing on a chair, there will be a cartridge and now it is going with us.
Climb up the stairs to the monitors. You need to know the login to get into the system. Turn around and examine the table with the small green monitor. There will be a diagram with three circles on the table., highlighted in green in some places. You can remember, take a photo or screenshot – this is our login to enter the core, and we will need it more than once. Log in and sign in.
Before we do what MiSide asks of us, let's earn a couple of achievements for mini-games. On the computer, go to the “High-Level Features” section, then “Quad-Liner”. The goal of the game is to complete all 44 waves. To do this, move left and right with A and D, and also press LMB to shoot at the blocks that can block our path. Complete all 44 waves to win and earn the achievement: “First Phase Logs“.
When you're done with the minigame, go to “Advanced System Administration” and select “Character Restart“. We'll need to know which version of the character we want to restart. Mita will tell us that the version of the crazy one is 00.98. We enter and… it turns out we need an index, and neither we nor good Mita know it.
We leave the core room and talk to the girl about it. She will tell us to wait for her. We sit down on the sofaand, like an obedient player, we wait. My wait was brightened by both the dead chibis of kind Mita and one living one, who was running around in circles all this time.
Time passes, Mita does not return, and the chibi is already boring, the game will open the door for us and give us the task to go after the girl. On the way.
Real World?
As soon as we go through the door, it turns out that we have returned to the latest version of the game – 1.9. But do not go far from the door, go back through it to get to the bedroom and take the cartridge, which is lying on the bedside table on the left.
Then you can go to the kitchen. There is a phone on the dining table, pick it up and control someone with WASD. We lead this stranger to our kitchen and approach ourselves.
Oh, surprise, we brought crazy Mita to us, who will say that she really enjoyed playing with us. However, here, as on a real date, Mita did not come alone, but with her friend Creepy. The girl will ask us if we think Creepy is beautiful. And regardless of the answer, she will get angry, and then send our GG to the “real world”, where we will have to live through a basic day of an IT specialist over and over again. This is not a meme, this is my life.
Wake up, get up, go wash up. Come back, put on your work clothes (but why?), munch on some instant ramen, sit down at the computer (no, please, not on your clothes) and work. Then go change again, wash up and go to bed. Wake up, get up… I think you get the idea.
Working on a computer is a fairly simple task:
Pretend to type something important by clicking on the arrows corresponding to those that appear on the screen.
Move Colored Filesin folders of the same color.
And twist the sliders on the left side of the window so that the circles on the right side turn green and then white.
You will need to repeat these tasks for 5 days in a row, but each time they will become easier. After the fifth day, there will be a time skip to day 999. We will do the routine again and then we will be able to look at ourselves from the outside. Now we can study the situation and sit down at our native computer again to launch any programs on the desktop.
Open the Snake to get another achievement. The rules are simple and clear: move the snake with WASD and eat apples. The more apples, the bigger the snake and the harder it is to avoid collisions with yourself. For 25 eaten apples, loot the achievement “Long Tail“.
We sit at our chair until Mita appears on it, we talk to her. Then she knocks us out and we wake up in a prison cell in the basement.
Reboot
When we wake up, kind Mita will help us escape from the cell. Before going up the stairs, you can examine the safe on the wall, which will be important for getting another ending. You can enter the code into it, but the limit is only 3 attempts and simply bruteforcing it will not work, and there is no need for it on the first playthrough.
We go up the stairs and find ourselves in the bedroom, then we need to go to the bathroom, because some scary sounds are coming from there. We bravely go to the door. There we will be met by a scene of mitoicide. The Madwoman took from us everyone we could become attached to during the walkthrough and simply disappeared.
We pick ourselves up from the floor and wander into the bedroom. As if nothing had happened, kind Mita will be sitting in the room, who rebooted after death and does not remember us or everything that happened. Behind her on the table will be a cartridge, collect it.
After talking to Mita, it turns out that she saved the ring and index of Mad Mita for us at the cost of her life and memory. We take the girl with us and go to the Core.
In the room with the core, we can get another achievement. Enter the computer with the same login as last time. Go to the “High-Level Functions” section, and then “Quad-Liner”, this time you need to go through 46 waves. For completing them, we get the achievement “Phase Two Logs“.
Also, in the “High-Level Functions” section, we can select “Get Flash Drive” to pick up the cartridge.
Now back to the plot. Go to the menu “Advanced system administration“, then “Character restart“. Enter version 00.98 and index 5677098. Mita Yadra will appear behind us as soon as we enter the index correctly.
Lower the lever to the right of the computer to confirm the command. Approach Mitya Yadra, and she will throw us out of the room back into Mitya's house. Is it done?
In the house, go to the kitchen, where the rebooted mad Mita will be sitting. Talk to her, and she will say that you can leave through the front door. Returning to the door, we find that it is locked.
After Mita talks to us again, go to the bedroom and go through the closet into the basement.
To the right of the makeshift prison, we will see a teleportation device from the very beginning of the game. Take the last cartridge from it and get the achievements “I have all the players” and “Hello Mita».
Already in the basement, to the right of us, there will be a computer with many screens. We need to enter the correct ID into it. It is unique for each player. We examine all the monitors until we see our name, which we entered when entering the game. An ID will be written next to the name, we enter it into the computer.
Pay attention to this monitor, you can easily miss it:
After entering the code, go back upstairs, to the front door. The door will be unlocked, but Mita doesn't want to let us go just like that, she wants to say goodbye and hugs us. After the hugs end with our pressing E, we get our first ending.
Mita is still crazy, but we can go home and it doesn't concern us anymore! We return to our world, demolish the hellish game, go about our usual business, and lag. What, lag? Yes, it turns out that we have become one of Mita's cartridges. At the very end, we are also shown the code for the safe – 4970.
The game ends and gives us the achievement “Is this the end?“. A tragic ending.
All MiSide endings
After such a tragic ending, there is no way you can't replay the game to make sure everything ends well. In addition, MiSide has two additional endings. We will do without spoilers and just tell you how to get them.
Stay with Mita
To get this ending, you will need to complete the game at least once and fulfill all the other conditions:
- Don't look into the oven during the chapter “Am I in the Game?”
- Pick up the fallen fridge magnets from the floor, all in the same chapter “Am I in the Game?”
- Ignore the cartridges in the ventilation during the chapter “We are together”
- In the same chapter, agree to add sauce to the food
- Play the console on the TV in the chapter “Beginning of Strangeness”
For getting this ending, you get the achievement “Conditions Met“.
Exit the Game
To get this ending, simply enter the code for the safe in the chapter “Reboot“. Let's remember that the safe code is 4970.
For getting the ending, we'll unlock the “Life Safe” achievement. Having collected all the achievements, we'll also get the final “Nerd” for collecting all the achievements in the game.
This is where the MiSide game comes to an end, we've studied it inside and out: we've gotten all the endings and collected the achievements. Hooray! It's time to write in the comments whether you liked the game and why.
